i honestly could not date someone who isn’t funny

NOW ALPHONSE IS CLEARLY THE MORE SKILLED ALCHEMIST HERE
DID HE NEED TO USE ALCHEMY TO SAVE HIS BROTHER’S SOUL
DID HE NEED TO SACRIFICE ANYTHING
NOPE HE JUST GRABBED THAT SHIT AND STUFFED IT RIGHT BACK IN EDWARD’S BODYNOW REALLY I BET EVEN TRUTH WAS SHOCKED AT THAT

I FUCKING MISS BOBBY
I FUCKING MISS ELLEN
I FUCKING MISS GABRIEL
I FUCKING MISS MEG
I FUCKING MISS ADAM
I FUCKING MISS FUCKING SATAN
I FUCKING MISS EVERYONE OKAY